Universe Splitter for Android

11 things about Universe Splitter

1. Universe Splitter will then, over the internet, activate a remote "Quantis" brand quantum device (made by id Quantique, and certified by the National Metrology Institute of Switzerland) which will send a single photon into a quantum "either/or" state.

2. And -- if an infinite supply of universes isn't enough for you -- this app also gives you stylish, retro, machine-age graphics (complete with industrial-strength sound effects) which will underscore the awe-inspiring significance of each twist and turn of your ever-branching multiverse.

3. Scientists say that every quantum event plays out simultaneously in every possible way, with each possibility becoming real in a separate universe.

4. Right now you're probably wondering: Does this app genuinely contact a quantum device in Geneva? YES, it absolutely does, and we would be happy to provide proof of this upon request.

5. "According to quantum mechanics, every observation brings new universes into existence.

6. (Kind of an Andy Kaufman kind of thing) The guy actually went the extra 10 miles... and it seems so absurd to us, that we figure it's a joke.

7. Just type both actions into your Universe Splitter, and press the "Split Universe" button.

8. If you're a believer in the "Many Worlds" interpretation of quantum behavior, this app is a must.

9. Of course, you won't be able to see or interact with that other universe.

10. *According to prevailing quantum theory.

11. Universes cannot contact each other.