SmartPass for Android

this app encourages communism and jeff bezoz 😡☹️

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ever since our school made us download this app ive had multiple occasions where ive been denied to the bathroom and i made such a stinky doodoo that it went through the vents of the school and everyone had to evacuate to another state. now the school is a quarantine zone forever. thanks smartpass

My school started using this app to curb the “vandalism” although their true agenda has been made abundantly clear. The liberals are restraining and degrading the true patriots. Iron bars in the windows. Reinforced steel doors to every classroom. Genetically enhanced human drones with BLM and pride badges littering their uniform, herding us around like sheep. The level of Marxist communism in this joke of an establishment has reached an absolutely abhorrent degree. To any of my fellow patriots reading this, we cannot stand for this any longer. The Biden Administration is ruining our God-given country and this can be seen no better than in my school. One day I had to use the bathroom. Opened my chrome book in indescribable horror having no idea if the bomb collar would detonate. I gave up my social security number and bank account information. The teacher then sounded the Aztec Death Whistle for the guards to come open the 6 inch thick steel door. Escorted in cuffs by these guards, I walked past my fellow classmates chained to the walls as I approached the bathroom. By the time I made it to the stall I had already exceeded my generous 45 second time limit. The head of the school, “Godfather” as we were forced to call him, subsequently materialized behind me and proceeded to violently assault me with the wrath of Zeus himself.

The usage of this app has been challenging for everyone, but there’s no doubt my experience is the worst. The insanely high amounts of bathroom requests overrode the system and launched our school into the upper stratosphere. We are now lost, scared, and without resources somewhere is the middle of Korea in the DMZ. The worst part is there’s still a delay in the smart pass system, and I haven’t been able to go to the bathroom in 3 days