Don't buy this app for Android
- REQUIRES ANDROID | Published by Back Bay Bytes LLC on 2016-09-06 | Category: Games
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$ Free
- REQUIRES ANDROID | Published by Back Bay Bytes LLC on 2016-09-06 | Category: Games
Don't buy this app is a Games app by Back Bay Bytes LLC. HELLO! I am going to tell you all you need to know about this app. There's a part of it that is a lot like the game "breakout" except that it has a picture of Ryan Gosling in it that you can hit with a flying baby!!! It has trivia where you can win tube socks or the continent of Europe, there is a part with a platypus and noses, and Reykjavik is featured, and also there's a donkey and Bob Ross and ancient Egyptian sculpture t.
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1. There's a part of it that is a lot like the game "breakout" except that it has a picture of Ryan Gosling in it that you can hit with a flying baby!!! It has trivia where you can win tube socks or the continent of Europe, there is a part with a platypus and noses, and Reykjavik is featured, and also there's a donkey and Bob Ross and ancient Egyptian sculpture that will teach you a useful phrase in Dutch, and you can also read the third chapter of Beowulf but with more references to well-known screen star Abe Vigoda.
2. So unless you want ponies, you should probably save your money for a pair of tube socks, or maybe a candied yam? Although on the other hand, this app features the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ and is even better with ponies, and there aren't any tube socks or candied yams or regular yams or other apps that have the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ so if you like the app AND want ponies in it, it's kind of a hard decision!! You should probably ask your mom or a favorite pet fish or the Vice President or my mom or a taco.
3. The whole app is freeeeeeeee!!!! So you don't HAVE to buy it! You can just get it!!! If someone tells you you have to buy it they are a big liar!! But if you want ponies on your main screen, you'll have to buy those.
4. In addition, and completely coincidentally, the screen shots include the photograph "Silky Sifaka" by Jeff Gibbs, and "Farmland of the A165" by J.
5. YOU SHOULD KNOW that the app preview features the photograph "Mists and Magic" by Priyambada Nath.
6. Or flip a coin! But be careful not to hit your eyeball!! With the coin! Actually coins are pretty dangerous so just get rid of your coins.
7. WARNING: This app contains a hamburger singing "La Spagnola".
8. ANOTHER WARNING: It's really quite mean to call people names.
9. If you can't handle that, you should stop reading this description immediately.
10. And now you do know that! And some music called "Borneo" by Keshko.
11. HELLO! I am going to tell you all you need to know about this app.
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This app is…how do I say this……hilarious as heck, I don’t know why, it’s so goddamn beautiful
Before I got this app, I was living in the trees with my fox friend Jeopardy, (you don’t have a fox friend named Jeopardy?) when I went to go get supplies with my fox friend, as you do when you’re living in the woods with no human contact, when suddenly, a hunter shot Jeopardy, leaving me alone. My heart filled with hate, I downloaded this app, and suddenly, all my troubles melted away like butter on a pan. I got up to find Jeopardy’s ghost haunting my scarf, and suddenly it all made sense. Now I live by myself, occasionally talking to my scarf, while using this app.
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This game gave my left toe a infectiosnsb. Bejdjdkx
Ever since my girlfriend left me for the raccoon that lives in our garage, I’ve been sustaining myself with nothing but peanut butter, until I found this game. This game shall give me all the sustenance I need to survive until I meet my own raccoon!
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