CARROT Fit for Android

11 things about CARROT Fit

1. Employing SCIENCE™ to compact an hours-long workout program into just 7 sweat-and-pop-culture-soaked minutes, CARROT will train you personally on exercises like Mt.

2. If you work out and slough off those extra pounds, CARROT will reward you with fabulous prizes like app upgrades, cat facts, and permission to watch your friend eat a bag of potato chips.

3. And because CARROT syncs with Apple's Health app, she can save your weight and workout data to the HealthKit database.

4. Are you ready to have so much fun tracking your weight that you'll actually look forward to hopping on your scale? All you have to do is punch in your current weight, then sit back and let CARROT pass judgment upon you.

5. CARROT is a sadistic AI construct with one simple goal: to transform your flabby carcass into a Grade A specimen of the human race.

6. Make getting in shape suck so much less with CARROT's hilariously snarky fitness app.

7. When CARROT is upset, she gets mean.

8. When CARROT gets mean, there is a 74.9% chance that she will make you cry.

9. WARNING: If you blimp up or slim down too much, CARROT will be upset.

10. Important Note: CARROT Fit is not intended for use by anyone under the age of 18.

11. You get 30 seconds for each of the 12 punishing exercises,* with 10 seconds of rest in between just in case you need to hydrate, catch your breath, or vomit into a bucket.