Teddy Run for Android

Teddy run > Subway Surfers

First of all it’s so confusing of how this game works and second of all it’s very poorly made and there is nothing special about it… It basically doesn’t even work and the way you switch the bear to go through is so hard like fist of all why would you even add that 3D brown line that we would have to go between the first 10 steps and the way the switch the bear to go different ways is just dumb. Very bad game. Like why would you even do that? Maybe the player is new to the game so you should make it easy for them on the first level of course Loser.🙄

— wherever he bloody well wants to for a few secs and then it’s ‘Game Over’. (It’s kind of like watching a mini-clip from ‘Fail Army’ ad infinitum.) Haptics-schmaptics! This game might have been cute on, say, a vintage Game Boy, but someone needs to add *workable* controls to this 🦃.

As soon as i opened the app i knew it was going to be a work of art. The story mode made me jerk a couple of tears as i was playing. I absolutely love how this game has amazing voice talents such as Simon Siville, Dr. Phil, and many others. This game has opened up a new genre of gaming. This game will forever take gaming to the next level with its amazing mechanics. This brilliant, outstanding game was created by people with the most creative mines out there. The gay sex scene between Teddy and Flying Gorilla is a must see. That scene brought me to literal tears and I guarantee it will bring everyone else to tears too. This game and its developers deserves a standing ovation. Outstanding job. Can’t wait for Teddy Run 2! Without a doubt 10 gay simons out of 10.

Starting off, the cameo by Dr. Dre made me do a double take, I cried a bit. The single player story mode voiced by OJ Simpson was amazing, I don't even know how he voiced the protagonist of this game being in jail in all. All around this game had every aspect of game of the year. 10/10 -Michael Jordan