Dumb Ways to Climb for Android

11 things about Dumb Ways to Climb

1. Get ready for a game that'll make you question all your life choices! Introducing "Dumb Ways to Climb" - the incredibly unimpressive creation that miraculously appeared in just one week! Watch in awe as our brilliant Bean aimlessly climbs on random stuff, reaching for the stars... well, kind of.

2. Is it a ladder? Is it a pogo stick? Who knows! The suspense is unbearable! No need for exciting challenges or brain-teasing puzzles here.

3. Just mind-numbing climbing action that will leave you wondering how this game even made it past the brainstorming stage.

4. Dumb Ways to Climb is here to deliver mindless, repetitive fun like you've never experienced before.

5. In this mind-blowing adventure, you'll guide the Bean as it mindlessly drags itself across a jumble of objects.

6. And don't forget about the unforgettable soundtrack! We've carefully curated a single tune that will replay over and over in your head, long after you've closed the app.

7. It's an artistic masterpiece... if your definition of a masterpiece is random mishmash.

8. So, if you're tired of all those fancy-pants games with their engaging gameplay and innovative ideas, look no further.

9. But wait, there's more! Feast your eyes on our visually "unique" graphics.

10. You'll find yourself humming it while questioning the meaning of life itself.

11. Prepare to be underwhelmed by backgrounds and assets that were seemingly picked out of a hat.