Talking Horse for Android

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I genuinely enjoyed talking horse. At first I wondered “why is it called talking horse” because I had never heard it say anything. I came to find that you needed to turn your microphone on to fully enjoy the experience the game has to offer. In addition to washing and talking to your horse, you can also play games with him. This game brings me and my whole family the thrill we were looking for on family game night and also fills the void left in my heart after my husband left me. I have someone (or somehorse) to talk to now who will always listen to me. I never make any major life decisions anymore without consulting talking horse because in addition to being a great listener, he also gives great advice. I strongly recommend downloading this app if you are looking for a good time or a good friend.

i downloaded this game based off of the pictures not knowing what to expect, but this game blew my socks off. this wacky horse has many antics and gets into much trouble. this horse also gets into trouble with the police for multiple accounts of 1st degree murder as well as treason, torture, and many other great things! my sister is missing and my brother went mentally insane. the taking horse has my parents and is demanding $10,000 dollars from my bank account. i definitely recommend this game!! 😁

Ever since I’ve downloaded this game (3.3 seconds ago) i haven’t been able to sleep. Every time I shut my eyes in hopes of the blissful promise of sleep, im meet with this aching feeling. It’s like something is looming over me, watching me make an attempt to hide in my dreams. It fills me to the brim with a fear like no other. I don’t know how to explain it, i can’t keep my eyes closed as the fate that might await me is too much to bear, yet at the same if I open my eyes the unnaturally toothy human smile that gose past it’s eyes and longer than it’s face may be what I am met with. However if I choose to open my eyes on some nights the only thing I find looming over me is the absence of light engulfing my room. My therapist says it’s just some weird form sleep paralysis, but I know they’re wrong. It’s something so much more then that. It’s worst then any demon from any religious scripture. It’s strikes a fear that goes deeper into my heart then any stupid ghost story. It’s a danm talking horse. Update: It’s been getting worst. I’ve started to take sleeping pills. For a while they helped but now I think actually being able to sleep is even more terrifying then the looming feeling that I got. With the little sleep I’ve gotten, it has cursed my dreams with its smile. It backs me into a corner every night in my dreams, but there is no corner to back into. Instead, it’s a never ending hallway that I’m running deeper and deeper into, with it following. It goes on forever until I wake up. I’ve also started seeing it in the corner of my vision every now and then. I turn my head as fast as I possibly can’t just so I can get a second of a glimpse of it yet to no the avail. Im going insane. It’s ruined my life. But I think it enjoys watching it do so. It’s a sick joke, yet it’s the only one laughing. Second update: Download the game. It’s loads of fun. I love it so much, I don’t know what I was talking about earlier. It’s such a fun experience and I want everyone to enjoy it.

this game changed my life for the better. sure the horse might have killed jfk , ate his brother alive , and broken into someone's house to steal their bologna, but this game is still easily one of the best , and most high quality apps on the appstore.