Desert Golfing for Android

The fact that I’ve found the maximum number of holes you can play is certainly a testament to the quality of this time killer, it’s my go-to game while listening to audiobooks or waiting for meetings to start. It doesn’t take any brain power and can be started and stopped any time. But now that I’ve it 10,000 holes it no longer works. At hole 10,001 there was no hole, just a water trap that ate my ball and no new ball shower up. 30,059 total strokes.

I played all 10,000 holes!!! Ends with one last lake shot. Which is typically how my real game goes too! :)

I appreciate the simplicity, but I wish I could skip some courses. Some courses are a huge pain and very unfair. The physics are super floaty and so it takes ages for the ball to stop rolling. There’s no “reset” button either. Eventually the game becomes loathsome to play.

This game flys in the face of modern mobile gaming. No gotcha mechanics, no ads, not pay to play more, and no time gating. Just come and play a fun mobile game with no interruptions that can be picked up and put down in an instant. Update: The game ends on the 10,000th hole. Very much so worth the money, but it has left a hole in my heart not being able to play it anymore.

I don’t know why so many people love this game. This is the least amount of effort I’ve seen put into a piece of software on this store and these people have the gall to charge two dollars for it. It’s boring, repetitive, frustrating, and not engaging in the slightest. If you enjoy wasting inconsequential amounts of money on useless trash, then this game is for you.