Bloons Card Storm for Android

I have waited my entire life for this, IT WAS AMAZING

I love both Bloons and the card game PvZ Heroes and have around a thousand hours in both. I really looked forward to this. But why is everything so small? The cards in this game are less than half the size of the cards in PvZ heroes, and aiming the monkeys is really hard with my fat fingers (no lock on to nearest targets, you have to manually drag and hope the little parabola turns white). This would probably be great on pc but it felt like it was just shrunk down proportionally for the iOS screen and it just doesn’t work. I made it through the tutorial but playing after that was just torture. You can’t even significantly enlarge the cards by clicking on them, just a tiny boost.

Trying to play the tutorial and it didn't make any sense. Very confusing.

Games take only a few minutes to play, and are quite fun! I like how the gameplay is entirely different from any other “card” game. This uses a card-like system with variable moving parts. The idea is to take down your opponent utilizing Bloons to attack, while also using monkeys to defend against opposing, incoming Bloons. The learning curve is pretty low, and the tutorial takes about five minutes. There is paywalled content, but that’s how it is these days. Fortunately, you can play against other players or go free play against the AI at no cost. I love the game. 5/5 for me. I’ll probably be playing this one for quite some time assuming content is rolled out.

I really enjoy the gameplay but the push for online versus is ridiculous and the only other available story being $8 is also ridiculous.